Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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