I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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