Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Congratulations! We have a period
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