did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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