I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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