i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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