Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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