I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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