HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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