But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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