Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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