do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She's the barista slut.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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