Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
