Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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