i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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