That's when you crack a 10am beer
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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