I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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