What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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