also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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