your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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