ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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