So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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