So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I believe in your delicious
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
