You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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