Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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