I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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