Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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