how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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