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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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