so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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