Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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