idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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