Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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