I just pynch a tree in the face
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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