Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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