i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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