Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
