M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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