carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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