My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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