Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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