wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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