so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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