I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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