But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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