She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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