I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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