On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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