dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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