I'm drive I can fine osifer
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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